Sunday, May 31, 2009

This Ain't Star Trek - Hustler Spoof - DVD

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Balls of the Saviour!!




Kristina Rose looked helpless when I found her near the laundry shop. She told me she was working really hard just to support her daily needs but she is not getting that much greens. I gave this Spanish babe an easy way to earn money and she was quick to jump inside my ride as we went back to my place. She stripped right away and in no time I was down on my knees licking her pinocha before I squeezed my dick inside.

Holly loves a good glory hole!

This was not her first time at a glory hole, and what our camera's caught, we could tell! Veteran glory hole girl Holly Wellin heard about Mr. Happys and wanted to give it a try. Showing up ready for action we release two cocks through the holes. Holly grabbed onto both and took them on one at a time. With one in her mouth and the other in her pussy she took total control of the room. Switching from one to the other, she knew exactly how to handle both!
Mr. Chew knew that I love petite Asian girls. It was just in time that Annie Lee arrived. I was feeling kind of horny that day. My crotch burned instantly when I saw this tanned Asian doll teasing me with her exotic goods. I did not wait for another second and grabbed her sweet goods. Annie showed no shyness as she took a mouthful of my big American dick. You’ve got to see me humping this beaver from the East harder than ever!


Saturday, May 30, 2009


Bio:
Sasha Grey (born Marina Ann Hantzis[3], on March 14, 1988, in North Highlands, California)[4] is an award-winning American pornographic actress. A. O. Scott of The New York Times described her pornographic career as "distinguished both by the extremity of what she is willing to do and an unusual degree of intellectual seriousness about doing it."[5] She is also active outside of pornography through modeling, acting, and music.

Sasha Grey in Filth Fury
5 Tales of erotic hardcore from the soul of director Dana Vespoli!


Sasha Grey In Paul Thomas's Throat
DESCRIPTION: A beautiful young woman is found dead in a field amidst shards of broken glass. Who was she? Why did she die? Who killed her? We move back in time to her life as a young student, waiting tables, unable to make ends meet. She takes a job in a peep show where she learns, to her great amazement, that the seat of her sexuality is in her throat. Suddenly her sex life, always a pretense of pleasure, changes dramatically. But where she sees pleasure, her boyfriend sees profit...and pushes '’The Girl With The Golden Throat’’ up the ladder of success, from peep show to private clients to featuring in a major club called The Zone. Tired of being used, she snaps...and attempts to bite off the cock of the biggest porn star in history...leading to her own tragic demise. And of course, during the autopsy, the coroner and his assistant find something in her throat they've never seen in any throat before: a clitoris...a tiny bit of flesh that made and unmade the life of a lovely young girl.

RIP Marilyn Chambers


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Jennie Ketcham


An Update On Jennie Ketcham (Penny Flame)
During my daily cruising of the interweb I decided to check in on Penny Flame Jennie Ketcham and her retirement from porn over at her blog, Becoming Jennie. Wow, does she have a lot to say. And a lot of good refreshing things. Unlike many former pornstars, Penny has not found God. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s refreshing to hear a down to earth reason for her life change.

I encourage you all to read Jennie’s blog. She’s smart and funny. She has no ill will towards porn. She doesn’t blame porn for anything (like many others).

I’m so impressed with her and I truly wish her nothing but the best. Thanks Jennie for the refreshing insight on your life!

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Congratulations on your retirement

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Founded in 1992, The Bulge Research Institute was created to research what creates a bulge in garments worn by men. The Bulge Research Institute (BRI) staff has studied thousands of photographs, and continues to study them, to get a handle on this phenomenon.

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Info:I will not do nudes,or even topless so don't even ask,I also will not wear a wig or take out my piercings,nor cover my tattoos with makeup.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Daphne Rosen (Hebrew: דפנה רוזן‎, born 9 June 1982) is an Israeli–American adult actress and adult movie producer.


Kelly Madison (born August 26, 1967 in Newport Beach, California, U.S.)[1] is an American pornographic actress, director, producer, and Internet pornography entrepreneur -- perhaps best known for her very large-yet-natural breasts. Madison runs a production company, 413 Productions, with her husband Ryan.[
I was born in Newport Beach, California. My father was an actor and a stunt man and my mother was an accountant. It's sort of funny because I star on my website and I also handle all the finances for the company. I guess it's in the genes. I have two older sisters and they spoiled me rotten. I get asked a lot why I got in to this sort of business. I suppose I was always a very sexually inquisitive child. I loved to sneak into my older sister's bedroom and look at her husband's Hustler magazines...

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Phil Spector sentenced to 19 years to life


LOS ANGELES - Phil Spector was sentenced Friday to 19 years to life in prison for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson, who was shot through the mouth in the music producer’s home six years ago.

Spector, 69, looked straight forward and showed no emotion as Superior Court Judge Larry Paul Fidler ordered a term of 15 years to life for second-degree murder plus four years for personal use of a gun.

Clarkson’s mother, Donna, made a brief statement before sentencing, speaking of her daughter’s fine qualities, sense of humor, intelligence and dedication to her craft of acting.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

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When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky......



.....just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home. It's NOT going to be a good day.

Dear Adidas,

All Day Long I Dream About Sex
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For the Korn song, see A.D.I.D.A.S..
“All Day Long I Dream about Sex”

Single by JC Chasez
from the album Schizophrenic
Released August 23, 2004
October 5, 2004
Format CD single, 12" single
Recorded 2003
Genre Dance pop
Length 4:07 (single version)
6:05 (album version)
Label Jive Records
Writer(s) JC Chasez, Bradley Daymond, Alexander Greggs
JC Chasez singles chronology
"Some Girls (Dance with Women)"
(2003/2004) "All Day Long I Dream about Sex"/Come To Me
(2004) "Until Yesterday"
(2006)


"All Day Long I Dream about Sex" (sometimes shortened to "All Day Long" or "ADIDAS") was the third single released from JC Chasez' debut album Schizophrenic. The song debuted at #25 on the Australian pop charts and spent five weeks in the top 30. "All Day Long I Dream About Sex" was released in the United Kingdom in August 2004 only as an Australian import single, and was released in October 2004 in the United States, and was the first of Chasez's singles not to officially chart in those territories. This song is not to be confused with Korn's 1996 song A.D.I.D.A.S..

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Drew gets cock and cash in exchange for giving up the ass!


Update: February 17th, 2008
I was campus hopping the other day when I bumped into Drew Butterfly, she looks so desperate and I can resist seeing a pretty young lady like this, so I asked her why she looks so sad. She told me she is in dire need of money and she is willing to do anything just to earn book money. This is definitely my chance to see a hot package beneath her clothes, so I asked her back to the studio. Drew looks so hot when naked and my cock wasted no time as I fuck her the way she wants it in exchange for money.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


LOS ANGELES - Marilyn Monroe’s coffee table and Elvis Presley’s prescription bottles are going up for auction.

Julien’s Auctions
will also sell clothing, autographed photos and other Monroe memorabilia, including items from her Brentwood, Calif., home, and jewelry, books and other items that Presley gave to his longtime personal physician, Dr. Nick.


Bob Hope’s Caricature Golf Club
Sold For $11,875


A Set of Four Walt Disney Concept Paintings
Sold For $20,625


Alfred Hitchcock’s California Drivers License
Sold For $8,125

Julien's Auctions · P.O. Box 691789, West Hollywood, California 90069


"Quentin came to visit some time at the end of the summer, we talked about backstory, we talked about movies. I get up the next morning and see five empty bottles of wine right on the floor. Five. And something that resembles a smoking apparatus - I don't know what that was about - and apparently I had agreed to do this film." -- Brad Pitt, on how he ended up in Quentin Tarantino's newest film, "Inglourious Basterds" (Metro UK)



It was time to raid for some hot and skimpy panties! My crew and I dashed out of our crib right away and went to our usual spot. Woah! The place was empty. We were about to give up but thank goodness Megan Monroe showed up. We had one hell of a smoking upskirt shot of her big juicy ass. She knew we were following her and teased us with her cute blue panties. Back in the studio, I pulled her panties on the side and rammed my dick in her wet pussy.

Monday, May 25, 2009

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the Frolic Room pictures from this weekend




i got into a huge shouting match with a friend of mine out in front about urinating on his porch..pff,
such is life..i cried in a hells angel shirt. then went to another party where i was threatened with a second intervention..i have talent..fuck you! ozzy pissed on the alamo!

Sasha Grey Eating Lunch @ El Coyote



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Friday, May 22, 2009



We’re out on the streets again to look for hot teens. We waited for a few minutes until Natalia showed up. Jesse took advantage of this innocent looking teen right away. She did an insane rapping and seconds after these sexy bunnies were already making out in front of me. Natalia told us she was inexperienced but the way she licked her pussy looked just like of a pro. They take turns in pleasing one another until their pussies were oozing with love juice.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sasha Grey Is a Vulcan

SASHA GREY IS A VULCAN

There's all kinds of great new stuff happening at RachelAldana.Com, SeptemberCarrino.Com and MaxmimumMaggie.Com! There's hot, soapy showers and hot soapy carwashes, bursting bras and general booberific-ness! ;-) Of course, the gals continue to all have fun with their weekly blogs and candid photos, as well as the now famous mid-week institution... WebCam Wednesday! Check out all the hot stuff from these very hot ladies at the image links below and comb through their free tours for all sorts of terrific goodies!



Erika Vution was born December 15,1986. At 5’8, 129lbs, her measurements are 34DD-24-36 with real tits. She has a navel and nipple piercings, and a tattoo on her left thigh,and all over her back. In 2005 she entered the industry and since then she has amassed 7 film appearances,and counting. Her career continues to grow strong as she performs for a variety adult websites. Her filmography is mainly concentrated with African American porn. Erika is a tall ebony beauty with delicate skin, sexy eyes, and luscious lips. In addition to having real tits, Erika has a really nice ass that looks great while she is riding cock. Although her filmography is filled with mainly African American porn, she has done interracial porn. Erika’s most recent film was in 2008, and we hope to see more from her.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009



1. Aurora Snow gives her her email at the Adultcon..2. I email her at the address she gives me, and no reply..3. I email her on her Facebook account and she gives me her cell number..4. I call her cell number.. 5. She insists that I text her. 6. I text her.. 7. After about 15 text messages and a noshow..I figure its a fake playing games with me..so I unleash my schizophrenia on the prankster..if not, sorry Aurora Snow

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I met Marilyn Chambers @ an Autograph Convention in Beverly Hills a few months back..very nice lady! :(



Autopsy: adult star Chambers died of heart disease
May 19, 2009, 5:03 AM EST
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- An autopsy has revealed that adult film star Marilyn Chambers died of the effects of a cerebral hemorrhage and aneurysm related to heart disease.

The Los Angeles County coroner's office released the results of toxicology tests Monday.

The tests also indicated the presence of two prescription drugs in Chambers' system, but not in excess amounts.

An autopsy was performed on Chambers April 14, two days after she was found dead at her home in the Los Angeles suburb of Canyon Country. She was 56.

Chambers helped bring hard-core adult films into the mainstream when she starred in 1972's "Behind the Green Door."

Her appearance in the film cost the then-aspiring model and actress her job as Procter & Gamble's Ivory Snow girl.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Pornstar: Brooke Adams in "Naughty Bookworms"
Brooke Adams
can't stay awake in class and won't be able to pass this semester. But if Brooke can keep her professor attentive in his pants, she might just have a shot...of her professor's cum!!!

Saturday, May 16, 2009


Hi my name is Topanga. I'm 18 and just started college down here in Southern California. All my friends have always said that I would be famous one day, and maybe with your help I will be. I've been experimenting with my body for a few years now and I'm starting to get real good at it. I like to try a lot of new things including playing with my girlfriends. I hope you will join my site and most importantly,
I hope you like what you see. XOXOXO

The lovely Jenna Haze and her foot fetish!



Update: November 21st, 2007
Jenna told me she likes to pour milk on her feet to keep it gorgeous but I have something else in mind which is to blast my load on them instead. I'm a total maniac when it comes to foot fucking and when I saw Jenna bare and exposed in front of me I can't help but notice her great curves and tasty tits that needed some fondling. Watch my cock in between Jenna's lovely feet!
Update: December 18th, 2008
When Aurora Snow found out there was a glory hole around in town, she just had to make her debut. Aurora found out about Mr. Happys and as soon as she got there she was on her knees and got in the shower to get ready for some glory hole action. While in the shower a hard cock made its way from the hole and she jumped right on it.


Update: August 14th, 2007
I saw this young kind of nappy mocha thing over at the local grocery store and I had to get a closer look because she looked like she could look fine with a little touch up. I told Misty Love we could kick it back at my place and give her a makeover that would make her look smokin’. She said why not and when she came bustin’ out with her pink bra and panties, I knew I had to get some of that fine teen pussy. I fucked this pimped out bitch just right!

Felix Vicious BigLeagueFacial

Update: July 19th, 2004
Felix Vicious was asked an obvious question. Does she like to suck dick? Well of course Felix does. Liking balls and sucking hard cocks is her specialty but the act isn’t officially complete unless her sweet face gets a cum bath. Another success story.


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Friday, May 15, 2009

Jenny Hendrix I Spy Camel Toe



A funny thing happened to Jenny Hendrix on her way to the ballgame. She wound up playing a new game with a strange cock smacking a line drive straight through her puffy pussy lips and into her wet twat.

Name: Anna


Little sexy Anna was asked an obvious question. Does she like to suck dick? Well of course Anna does. Liking balls and sucking hard cocks is her specialty but the act isn’t officially complete unless her sweet face gets a cum bath. Another success story.

Nicole Lima

Nicole has an exotic look thats perfect for our next Mr Chews exclusive, and we think we scored with this hottie. Nicole seems to be all for it when it comes to having sex on camera and we aim to please in that department!


Mr. Chews Asian Beaver, the place where only the hottest hand picked Asian girls are here for your pleasure. Mr. Chew mysteriously searches the Far East in places like Japan, China, Vietnam, Thailand, Korea and all places in between to find the hottest girls you can see only here in exclusive Asian pictures Asian and videos. We even double the pleasure with some of the steamiest Asian threesomes movies you'll ever see. It's only top shelf quality that Mr. Chew is interested in and what you'll get when you enter the world of MrChewsAsianBeaver.com

Friday @ Club Fred/Olympic in Fresno !



The Star Factory is an Entertainment Publicity Company

Launched in 2005, it's objective is to assist talent in becoming more prolific. Setting up interviews, writing and sending out Press Releases, strengthening the performers fan base through viral marketing are examples of how this goal is achieved.


GOAL:
Raise the visibility of the performer and their branding

This includes creating awareness by use of:
Press Releases (as often as needed, generally every 10-15 days)
Proactively seeking out and arranging interviews with Industry websites, magazines, & media outlets
Posting on Message Boards & MySpace keeping fans involved and informed of the performer’s schedule & current events.
Regular posting on ContactPornStars.com
A banner on ContactPornStars.com linking to performer’s website
Creating banners for performer’s events, for fans to utilize (Appearances, Award Voting, etc.)
Collecting pictures by media of performers from events they attend.

Press Releases have been written for Stars like Stormy Daniels, Eva Angelina, Kimberly Kane, Lexie Lamour as well as several more and can be seen on many news sites internationally including:

Adult DVD Talk
AdultFYI.com
AdultHearsay.com

Thursday, May 14, 2009


WifeysWorld.com chronicles the XXX, hardcore adventures of the internet's most gorgeous busty amateur with hundreds of explicit photos and videos featuring Hubby, Wifey and her enormous breasts (34F!) performing amateur blowjobs, facials, cumshots, swallowing, handjobs, tit fucking and of course sex!

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Ashley & Scarlett


I have been banging Scarlett for quite sometime now and since she's really into chicks as well I helped her hunt a sexy young teen named Ashley. I almost dropped my jaw when I saw her drinking water after a long bike ride, her ass was just amazing which got Scarlett really horny. These lesbians were at it instantly after reaching my place, sucking each others pussies and tits.

Jada and her massive tits gets alot of attention today!


Tiny sure can pick them! Jada came into the studio super horny and ready to fuck. Good thing for our man cause she was ready to go. She was fully stacked with a full DD cup and big dick suckin lips. She wrapped those lips right around his hard cock and sucked him until he was ready to slam her tight pussy. She rode him hard and fucked him like he hasn't been fucked before. He unloaded his massive load all over her pretty face covering her sweet lips.

Erica Vuiton fine mocha latte hottie!


Update: February 12th, 2008
I was about to buy some stuff when I spotted this smoking black chick coming out of a store. Erika Vuiton looks so hot in her revealing dress and it looks like her big tits are calling me. I did not hesitate to walk towards her, we talked for a while and then off we go to my place. Oh boy, the temperature starts to rise up as she takes off her clothes and offers her juicy tits to be sucked. It feels so good fucking her moist black snatch while I slap her plump booty.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Brooke Banner has 4008 friends






Aliases: Brooke, Lindsay Canyon, Lindsey Brooke, Lindsay Brooke, Brooke Biggs, Chrissy, Brook
Nationality: American
Birthday: September 28, 1983
Measurements: 34D-26-34
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Green
Tattoos: Lower back, left hip, upper left arm, right forearm
Brooke Banner is a gorgeous mythic nymph with supple breasts, long legs, and beautiful green eyes. Whether it is licking pussy, deepthroating cock, or getting crocodiled in her sweet coochie, Brooke always puts on a show. Check out all the action at her official site.

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Melissa Julianna must have been bored to tears when I saw her flailing around in the kiddie pool in her cute bikini. She had that kind of tight teen body that was just perfect for our exclusive club. Melissa was excited about her tryout so when she got back to the studio, she started to rub my cock to gain an advantage. It worked because I slammed her tight pussy with my massive dick in every position I could think of.

Leah Jaye sticky spunk!

I was about to call it a day waiting for some teen pussy to fuck when Leah entered the studio. Her tits were all natural and with her lust provoking hips, she got my big cock ready to grind once more. Leah said she wants something out of the ordinary and when I whipped out my enormous piston her eyes bulged instantly. See her struggling to fit my mammoth cock inside her little mouth and pussy before I glaze her face with my sticky spunk! starring - Leah Jaye
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Stacey Adams huge jugs gets blasted with pismo!


Stacey's massive chest jugs were screaming under her top when she auditioned for our “Big Tit Patrol” movie flick. This 23 year-old ebony hottie has everything going for her and that includes a pretty face and a horny attitude. I licked Stacey's amazing chest hams and after turning her lust buttons on, she was ready to ride my fat cock. Watch her big breasts getting covered with my jizz!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Cheyanne Stickers

Silence of the Ass - Daphne Rosen, Sheila Marie - Brazzers Trailer

Daphne Rosen and Sheila Marie have been called upon to see if they can crack the mind of an ass craving bandit. Criss Strokes stars in an epic picture as the ass demoralizer. He shows both pussy and asshole no mercy and a pound for pound drilling beat down.
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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mothers Day

Saturday, May 9, 2009

I met P!nk @ A Circle Jerks show in Silverlake a few yeArs back...very nice..she introduced herself as Alecia, I told her that she should be a model..she laughed..and so did Linda

Billy Joel, American rock singer, turns sixty today..


...Going to a funeral for my uncle today at some Mormon church in Riverside..He was sixty7.

Is your dick worthy of my daughter?



Johnny has been thinking of marrying his girlfriend for some time now. After purchasing the ring he heads over to her mothers place to ask for permission. Although Ms. Ireland isn't going to let just anybody marry her daughter, she wants to make sure he has all the right parts in all the right places. Is your dick worthy of my daughter? starring- Kylie Ireland and Johnny Sins -chicken alaska
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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Saint Cupcake wants to be your favorite.


Word to Your Mother
There's a thin line between love and holy crap you're annoying me.

Date: Thursday, May 7, 2009
Time: 7:30pm - 9:00pm
Location: Bagdad Theater
Street: Hawthorne and 37th
City/Town: Portland, OR

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER:
An evening of True Tales, Mortifying Experiences & Juicy Back Talk
Featuring:

Greg Gasperin and Sarah Hoopes of Mortified

Fashion designer Adam Arnold and Metro Council President David Bragdon of Back Fence PDX

Live Wire! host Courtenay Hameister and author Chelsea Cain of True Stories

AND

Special guest host Derrick Brown and
Musical guest Loch Lomond

Surprise Treats for Moms of all ages
from Saint Cupcake and One Inch Round

21 and older
Tickets: $12 advance/$15 door

Cali Winters - Special Scholarship Program


Cali answered my “special scholarship program” that I posted over the internet one day. This blonde coed told me she is out of cash and she was willing to do everything including giving me a blow job. Cali really knows what to do with my stiff and immense member and she even gave me a bonus by letting me fuck her pink slit. See Cali getting her money after a facial!

The Green Girl Saloon

So it was a Wednesday night, and after a very mundane visit to the Lounge 3 in Stanton (Remind me to write a review about that later) we decided to take the 2 mile trek down to the Green Girl Saloon which was actually a friend's recommendation.

From the instant you set your parking brake and look back at that little homely box of a saloon, you think to yourself, wow, this is going to suck. There are no crazy flashing lights, no outer shabang, nor does it even sit in a location where there should even be a bar...but I suppose this is where you also realize, one can't judge a book by it's cover. (Terrible cliche of all cliches but shxt it works)

As we approached the little entryway, this super friendly surfer lookin guy comes out introduces himself and makes a commentary about the crowd inside. I decided to investigate while my troop was busy doing who knows what in the parking lot. It's a small bar. It wasn't crowded, probably because it was a Wednesday, but what drew my attention were the 3 hot-to-trot chicks in bikinis working behind the bar. Yup, they were the determining factor.

I ran back out to grab everyone and as soon as we all walked in, and found our places, we felt right at home. The regulars were very friendly, and the three gorgeous girls were very accommodating. They'd almost make any regular joe feel special. They even took pictures with my cousin.

The drinks aren't expensive. The atmosphere was very chill, I quite liked it actually. I think the one drawback was that they didn't accept credit cards, but they did have an outdated (but functional) atm sitting in the corner.

Overall, it's a cool place to hang, especially if you're coming with a bunch a guys who want to see hot chicks strut around in bikinis. I liked it just as well, cause for some reason girls gravitate toward me anyway. Haha.. I'd definitely go back again! - Rho (Chino Hills) Handicapped access yes!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Take Care Of Puta

Alanah has to practice her cheer for her cheer leading match. Scott shows up to her house for no apparent reason, but Alanah invites him into her house to watch despite him being a total stranger. Now the plot thickens because they actually have sex.
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Video feito por um membro da comunidade Rammstein Brasil, o Skeletrun. Um mix de vários clipes do Rammstein ilustrando a Te quiero Puta.

Candice Mia - Teeny Bopper Club

I was on my way to the studio when I heard a hot teen screaming in the local park. I had no time to check it out so I just came back. I thought she had gone home already but Candice was still there looking for her boxer. Wow, she looked hotter up close. She got small tits, flat stomach and a very beautiful face. We did a few rounds in the park but failed to find his dog. As payment for my services, Candice dragged me to her house and fucked the shit out of me.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Dirty talking blonde Memphis moans while getting eaten out and fucked.


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Naughty Office-London Keyes fucks her boss in his home office

this guy looks like superman
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Every April, for our yearly anniversary, we unveil some brilliantly sexy and fabulous new models and this year has been no exception, which is why we are so thrilled and pleased to announce that the stunningly gorgeous and awesomely busty 34GG Taylor Stevens has joined us at PinupFiles/PinupGlam! Taylor is one of the most popular models on the web and has always been one of our favorites. And now she's no just one of our favorite models, but also one of our favorite people, and we can't be more excited to have her join us and bring her unique blend of charm, cuteness, sex appeal, irresistible smile and staggering double-G boobs to our pinup family. Please join us in welcoming Taylor Stevens with these terrific new photo sets!

What Scarlett Johansson really wants


...to do is direct , but her first time behind the camera hasn't quite turned out the way she hoped. The short the actress shot for the forthcoming film "New York, I Love You," an anthology of a dozen linked love stories, has reportedly been snipped from the final cut.

Sources tell the New York Post that Scarlett's section, which stars Kevin Bacon as an obsessive-compulsive guy who finds a measure of serenity by heading to Coney Island and noshing on a hot dog, was eliminated because it was "unwatchable."

"It was really bad," contends a spy, "so it was cut."

Check out Scarlett and her plethora of co-stars at the "He's Just Not That Into You" Premiere

Not so, says Entertainment Weekly, which maintains that Mrs. Ryan Reynolds' rejection had nothing to do with her helming skills.
"It's not a bad piece at all," insists an insider. "In fact, I quite liked it."

According to the mag, the reason Scarlett's "somber" piece was deep-sixed is because it just didn't fit in with the other segments from the likes of Natalie Portman and schlock-meister Brett Ratner
Make Me Heal decided to investigate Scarlett Johansson’s persistent nose rumor and make a call about whether it is real or otherwise engineered by a plastic surgeon. Looking at photos of Scarlett since the beginning of her vast career as a teenager, one cannot help but see a rather wide bridge complete with and bulbous nose. In her teen years, her nose seemed to overpower her face and appear wide in proportion to her face. As Scarlett aged, her nose appeared to become more refined, the bridge slimmer, and the tip less bulbous. In her recent red carpet appearances, Scarlett’s nose acquired sophistication and the bridge looked narrower than before. In light of this, one can easily make the case for a well executed nose job working behind the scenes.

However, a closer look shows that Scarlett’s nostrils remained the same and that her bulbous tip is still present, although it is well disguised by artful use of makeup. In some photos, the nose bridge is slim and in others it’s just as wide as before. The optical illusion at hand is both the result of Scarlett simply growing into her nose as the shape of her face changes, as well as clever use of make up to make it appear smaller than before.

Rhinoplasty expert Dr. Paul Nassif looked at Scarlett’s photos and dismissed the rumor.

“From what I can tell from looking at photos of Ms Johansson, it doesn’t look as if she has had a rhinoplasty,” says Nassif.

“Overall, her nose looks the same. Make-up applied specifically to certain places on the nose may make it look smaller. Her bridge appears mildly wide, her tip has a “cute” bulbousity to it, and her nostrils flare slightly appear to be the same as per when she was younger (minimal make up on photo) to now. Overall, her nose looks “cute” on her face.”

While some of us would love to attribute Scarlett’s beauty to the knife, it appears in this case that the nose is natural and that she has made a wise decision to keep it as it is. Her nose is distinctive and its quirks give her an edge and an air of a strong personality.

As for Scarlett Johansson’s breast implant rumors, we’ll leave that analysis off for another time.

Victoria Principal Pulled a Gun On Her, Former Maid Claims


Victoria Principal Pulled a Gun On Her, Former Maid ClaimsWonderWall, May 5, 2009
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Is former "Dallas" star, Victoria Principal, packing heat?

According to a complaint filed by Principal's maid, Maribel Banegas, the former television star pulled a gun after Banegas "took too long walking the actress' dog one evening."

The report claims that, after Banegas dilly-dallied with Principal's dog, the actress fired her, went upstairs, returned with a firearm, and told an onlooking maid to get back so she could have a clean shot at Banegas.

Banegas then locked herself in the bathroom and called 911. She claims that, all the while, Principal stood outside the bathroom door and repeated her
death threats.

Banegas is now suing Principal for lost wages, in addition to "willful and conscious disregard" for her safety.

I just had a dream about Burt Reynolds, and woke up to this headline!

Dom DeLuise dies at 75
May 5, 2009, 11:59 AM EST
Entertainment Tonight
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Dom DeLuise, the portly actor-comedian whose affable nature made him a popular character actor for decades with movie and TV audiences as well as directors and fellow actors, has died. He was 75.

DeLuise died Monday night, son Michael DeLuise told KTLA-TV and radio station KNX on Tuesday. The comedian died in his sleep after a long illness. Calls to his agent were not immediately returned.

The actor, who loved to cook and eat almost as much as he enjoyed acting, also carved out a formidable second career later in life as a chef of fine cuisine. He authored two cookbooks and would appear often on morning TV shows to whip up his favorite recipes.

As an actor, he was incredibly prolific, appearing in scores of movies and TV shows, in Broadway plays and voicing characters for numerous cartoon shows.

Writer-director-a ctor Mel Brooks particularly admired DeLuise's talent for offbeat comedy and cast him in several of his films, including "The Twelve Chairs," "Blazing Saddles," "Silent Movie," "History of the World Part I" and "Robin Hood: Men in Tights." DeLuise was also the voice of Pizza the Hutt in Brooks' "Star Wars" parody, "Spaceballs."

The actor also appeared frequently in films opposite his friend Burt Reynolds. Among them, "The End," "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," "Smokey and the Bandit II," "The Cannonball Run" and "Cannonball Run II."

Another actor-friend, Dean Martin, admired his comic abilities so much that he cast DeLuise as a regular on his 1960s comedy-variety show. In 1973, he starred in a situation comedy, "Lotsa Luck," but it proved to be short-lived.

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